woman against the machine

it was a fight woman against machine, woman against microsoft windows, woman against ms word mail merge. it was an ugly fight, with many hits below the belt but in the end…

…the woman prevailed!

i feel starstruck

so apparently one of the writers whose book i reviewed on here read my review on it. wow. *blush* i do feel a little starstruck. give me the benefit of the naive that it is really the author and not some impostor. even if it’s an impostor, i still feel starstruck, lol.

i think i should pitch her the idea of using my weird neighbor in one of her next books as a freakish person you don’t want to live next to. because really, i don’t want to live next to that woman anymore. here’s what i posted on facebook yesterday:

ok, crazy bad ass neighbor, get your emotions under control and shut the eff up. landlord will be called tomorrow, this is seriously enough!

and what did my sweet friends reply?

friend j: Is this the naked one?

friend m: The naked one and what happend??

so yeah, i guess i have mentioned her weird habits more than once or twice, lol.  so to all writers out there, i can hook you up with more stories! like her fight with her son for her telephone. or the recent fight for some set of keys. and add to that the time of night and you got me, the neighbor who is fighting back the verge of a heart attack. ;-)

franzi

things you don’t want to wake up to

like, an earthquake. or a fire in your apartment building.

yesterday, i woke up to a domestic dispute of my neighbors. i don’t exactly know which neighbors and it doesn’t really matter. i sleep with my bedroom window open so that’s why i heard it.

while i went to close the window to escape the screaming and hollering, the worst sentence ever was spoken yelled : “i absolutely don’t want to marry you! just forget about it!”

oyweh. they yelled some more, slammed some doors, and i went back to sleep.

franzi

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