no, not the usual neighbor i complain about, the one who gets naked in the hallway and allows her kids to jump on the trampoline on the balcony. this time it’s the family who is living below me.
my guess is the parents are out for a date night (it’s friday after all….wait, what am i doing home then?) and the babysitter can’t handle the kids. it’s past 10pm and for the last hour there’s been lots of thumps and dull but loud noise from the apartment below. like the kids are jumping off of furniture or something.
i’m all for fun and jumping on beds and all but please…i am tired and want to be a lame ass and sleep at 10pm on this friday night. i know it’s not happening – it’s already past 10pm and i am still online and not even halfway done with my usual check of emails and the blogosphere. gosh, isn’t it sad how lame i have become? i didn’t sleep too well and then on top of that i fell out of my bed this morning ending my well deserved sleep. when i say i fell out of bed i literally mean that i fell out of my bed and onto the wooden floor. yes, it hurt and yes it made a thumping sound once i hit the floor. maybe my neighbors are out for retaliation now? is their jumping off of furniture a punishment for my bad sleeping habits?
anyway, i need to sleep. i am so tired and so sore i just need a break.
nite nite, sweet dreams and do not fall out of bed. it hurts.
Posted by http://lifestartsnow.wordpress.com on July 1, 2011
i thought i’d fill you in on my neighborhood because there’s been a new addition, and a cute one i may add.
on one side, there’s this weird neighbor who likes to undress in the hallway, allows her kid to jump on a trampoline on a balcony, and yell at her teenage kid in the middle of the damn night. yes, she is annoying and yes, you can have her as your neighbor if you want to. i’m happy to
get rid of her share.
then there is the bomb pit where recently three WWII bombs were found. quite a thrill to have that neighbor around. thankfully construction is suspended right now due to the winter weather. no more bombs if they don’t dig!
and then there’s the latest addition to the neighborhood, a cross-eyed opossum. i know the eyes look like they were taken straight from a comic book but this is actually real! this opossum would not stand a chance out in the wild but in the zoo environment it is easier for her to make a living. no predators, not much to worry about. isn’t she cute? gosh, i think i fell in love with this new neighbor. welcome! please stay for a while
Posted by http://lifestartsnow.wordpress.com on December 15, 2010
so apparently one of the writers whose book i reviewed on here read my review on it. wow. *blush* i do feel a little starstruck. give me the benefit of the naive that it is really the author and not some impostor. even if it’s an impostor, i still feel starstruck, lol.
i think i should pitch her the idea of using my weird neighbor in one of her next books as a freakish person you don’t want to live next to. because really, i don’t want to live next to that woman anymore. here’s what i posted on facebook yesterday:
ok, crazy bad ass neighbor, get your emotions under control and shut the eff up. landlord will be called tomorrow, this is seriously enough!
and what did my sweet friends reply?
friend j: Is this the naked one?
friend m: The naked one and what happend??
so yeah, i guess i have mentioned her weird habits more than once or twice, lol. so to all writers out there, i can hook you up with more stories! like her fight with her son for her telephone. or the recent fight for some set of keys. and add to that the time of night and you got me, the neighbor who is fighting back the verge of a heart attack.
Posted by http://lifestartsnow.wordpress.com on August 23, 2010